itsbetterthananal:

i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache

(Source: itsbetterthananal, via greetings)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net, via forever)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via fake-mermaid)

rideorpie:

spookykurloztheboneking:

tricksterkind:

ladies and gentlemen
one of the most feared dog breeds in america 

Ughhh all I want is a lil baby pitbull. Gimme all dat obscenely adorable puppy cuteness.

(Source: dmbdrinkingcoffeeandpettingcats)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via gentleho)

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

(via spork)