*murders a plant to get likes* haha

*murders a plant to get likes* haha

(Source: botanised, via overbears)

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

(via parkingstrange)

Best night ever! #stampede2014 #mattwebbissexy #loveyouguys #canwegoback? #marianastrench #summer2014

Best night ever! #stampede2014 #mattwebbissexy #loveyouguys #canwegoback? #marianastrench #summer2014

New glasses! #rayban

New glasses! #rayban

Mmmm Ciaramella Cherries! So yummy! #rainiercherries #nofilter

Mmmm Ciaramella Cherries! So yummy! #rainiercherries #nofilter

iamlucyspet:

the last one

(Source: poyzn, via guy)

so-humorous:

what’s going on?

so-humorous:

what’s going on?

(Source: tiniestshorts, via stability)

synthetic-synaesthesia:

cistro:

"you will learn that the saddest word in the english language is stay."
-the twelve-step program for life, M.K.

This is so beautiful. Thank you for using my quote with this, it’s gorgeous.
xo. M.K. Wilde

synthetic-synaesthesia:

cistro:

"you will learn that the saddest word in the english language is stay."

-the twelve-step program for life, M.K.

This is so beautiful. Thank you for using my quote with this, it’s gorgeous.

xo. M.K. Wilde

(via v-eined)

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

image

(Source: beastector, via parkingstrange)

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

(via confirmance)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via greetings)